Artificial InanAIty
Until now there's a limit to how many things I can be the expert on. Clearly the way to go in 2023 is to pull all the toilet chains at once and style myself as a informAItics expert. If I can't make it, I can just faike it.
BARD and Bing are my competitors in artificial stupidity. The web is bad already but it's fictionalized and radicalized overnight by this unchained melodAI of punless, joyless, beatless, data-driven ad algo drops.
Swivel thrones
The dry crackling nerds sat on their SEO swivel thrones with pimpled asses are writing the rules from their IDEs and we as a society are just letting it happen. There used to be such a thing as humility. What you peons don't yet understand is, it's not necessary for the continued evolution of mankind, obvs. There's no humility on Mars, AImirite?
Cultivation of an AI ego is not for the meek or the bashful. Billionaire rappers straddle my chest and squeeze their knees together while switcing modes on their $2.3m smartwatch.
I think it's time to make my move. I'm going to break them with my Artificial Inanity and ship them off to Mars in a one way exploding rocket and telling them they can bang anything that they can find and shoot dogs if they like and the only thing that could possibly cancel them is the extremely harsh environment - just bring/make your own bubble.
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— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) February 9, 2023